Pencils for Dog People

Pencils for Dog PeopleIt Was the Dog, I Swear! Look, I dont know if you know this about my dog, but hes verrry gassy. So if you get a whiff of anything remotely off, it was the dog, ok? Hes also responsible for the missing cheesecake in the fridge. I dont know how he does it! The scoundrel. Pencils: Woof. Can I Bring My Dog? Bow Wow Wow Yippy Yo Yippy Yay Dogs, Then People I Was Talking to the Dog, Not you Used Up All My Sick Days at the Vet My Dog is Lonely I Need to Go

but it kinda helps when you don’t have to buy your grass from the sketchy high school D

but still pretty

I would do it 24/7

or irritated

Your Baby is Ugly

You fucking kids and your fucking dirt bikes

Fragrance: Bergamot

a Cub Scout jamboree

Salty Melons Scented

All Used Up

And toss those wide-leg jeans while you're at it

But don't feel guilty about it