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Dash of Profanity Hidden Fortune Candles
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 16 - Jul 21
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Dash of Profanity Hidden Fortune CandlesJust like a real fortune cookie, the fortune is a complete surprise! We love Chinese food and all, but honestly the best part is the fortune cookie. And since Veggie Lo Mein is now off limitsAtkins, manwe had the boys in the lab cook these babies up instead. Through the ancient science of heat and light, your fortune will appear as the candle burns. Confucius said, Better to light one small candle than curse the darkness. Smart guy. Closeout. Sold as
But as a club member
I Had to Die to Get You to Visit
It's just that I broke my glass eye again and then I set the waterbed on fire
Have a sultry evening with your Leo candle
Gum-Smacking Coworker Scented
whether through good fortune
light it up and keep things hot
Soggy Cheerios Scented
Amaretto Sour Scented
Never Good Enough for Legal Documents
and now your gluten-free muffin was the BEST gluten-free muffin you've ever had until you realized they gave you the one with almonds
Salty Dog Cocktail Scented
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