Mug Life

Mug LifeSize: 4x6 coffee latte frappe frappucino death before decaf i own you mug life today's good mood sponsored by coffee first i drink the coffee then i do the things what the frapp i don't know what i'd do without coffee probably 25 to life that's what i do i drink coffee and i know things coffee & gansta rap maybe swearing will help a cup of get shit done damn it feels good to be a gangsta what a brewtiful day i cannot brain today i has the dumb it's a

stop trying to be liked by everybody you don't even like everybody

oh sweetie

i'm not insulting you i'm describing you

this mail has not been sealed with a kiss or any other bodily fluids

believe in yourself even when nobody else will

no so you just stare at him until he makes the right decision felt cute might eat a frog later idk may you always be baby yoda on a speeder happy he protec he attac but most importantly he eat frog for a snac uses the force still needs a car seat

i'd rather see you than most of my family

hallelujah holy shit where's the tylenol

i won't engage in a battle of wits with someone who is unarmed

never liked her anyway

hello you're kind of lovely

you're way less wrinkly than i figured you'd be by now