Ow [Unglued]

Ow [Unglued]Set: Unglued Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {B} Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them. Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?

"General *nuisance*

Citizens are free to do as they wish

Set: Aether Revolt Promos Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B}{B} All creatures get -3/-3 until end of turn

Discard a card: Pulsating Illusion gets +4/+4 until end of turn

"Your blood is quite pleasing

Set: Kaladesh Type: Creature — Insect Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{B} Fretwork Colony can't block

where X is the number of Spirits you control

Set: Aether Revolt Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{U} Exile up to two target creatures you control

Only fang and horn and claw

Set: Amonkhet Invocations Type: Creature — Angel Rarity: Mythic Cost: {3}{B}{B} Kicker {W}{W} (You may pay an additional {W}{W} as you cast this spell

With the Stonehorn

Set: Journey into Nyx Type: Enchantment Creature — Nymph Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{R}{R} Constellation — Whenever Forgeborn Oreads or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control