Soap for Get Me A Drink

Soap for Get Me A DrinkSmells like a matter of life and death Zombie Cocktail Scented Fragrance: Pineapple, Gin

All to tell me you’d put feedback in the Powerpoint

She Was Too Badass Pulp Friction Match Book

Smells like forced fun and political landmines

It only took us six shots of Fireball to get here

Smells like learning things the hard way

I've been sitting here raking the litter box for the last two hours and I don't feel anything but annoyed

Candy Cigarettes Scented

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Bought a Food Truck

But sometimes it’s a little hard to admit that in public