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Adult Hidden Fortune Candles
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 12 - Jul 17
Description
Adult Hidden Fortune CandlesJust like a real fortune cookie, the fortune is a complete surprise! We love Chinese food and all, but honestly the best part is the fortune cookie. And since Veggie Lo Mein is now off limitsAtkins, manwe had the boys in the lab cook these babies up instead. Through the ancient science of heat and light, your fortune will appear as the candle burns. Confucius said, Better to light one small candle than curse the darkness. Smart guy. Closeout. Sold as
I'm Just Resting My Eyes
Every Silver Lining Has a Cloud
with chocolate-stained teeth
Smells like frogs
Smells like a real legend around here
Smells like you only ride shotgun
We can't say this candle will solve any of your problems but at least your apartment won't smell like ass
My Instagram followers are waiting
Scheduling an Impromptu Party
March 21st - April 19th
Soap for Salty as Fuck
Its bare-naked glory fills every room with a sparkling aura of sensuality
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Delivery Options:
- Standard: 3-7 business days
- Fast: 2-3 business days
- Express: 1-2 business days
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