Vampire Donut Crew Socks

Vampire Donut Crew SocksWe've heard some vampires sparkle, but have you ever seen any with sprinkles? And frosting? And predatory intent? Well, you have now that you've met our Vampire Donut socks, featuring the only donuts that bite you back. Like any proper vampires they are surrounded by skulls and are making angry faces while they think about whether your blood is strawberry flavored. The donuts are also accompanied by some unholy holes (donut holes, that is) ready to

Interior measurements (approximate): 5

Speckled or discolored sections of the white interior

Krampus and Beelzebuck took over the North Pole

That's rhetorical

Moths can't wear socks

in a supportive way

What does it take to make magic happen

Now available to wear on your feet

Maybe even the thought of a billion little legs running all over their skin is a bit much for them

First seen in her 1988 film Elvira: Mistress of the Dark

bug them (see what we did there

But it doesn't even take a second to think of dozens of those norms that NEED to be broken because all they do is make people miserable