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Pencils for Fucking Birthdays
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 14 - Jul 19
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Pencils for Fucking BirthdaysWho are you calling old? Not me, pal. I'm 21. I've been 21 for years and I'm not about to make any abrupt changes now. Hey! Put that fancy calculator away. Don't you know I still shop at Forever 21? It's called that for a REASON. Now buy me a shot and shut your trap. Pencils: I Guess You Want a Present Now, Huh Happy. Birthday. To. Me. Oh, You're Sooo Special Today Hey, At Least I Remembered You're Not Old, You're Ancient You're Lucky I Have to Be
I'll see you at 5:01 p
Kill Your Characters
Here’s to another chance to find the answers to life’s questions at the bottom of a bottle
Boomers Ruined Everything
Frozen Margarita
Sweet Release Scented
I Excel in Random Worst-Case Scenarios
"Are you so vain you think this candle is about you
Fireball Shots Scented
you only offered me a glass of lukewarm tap water when I came to your party
never mind
Watercress & Aloe
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