Sir Pent McSlithers Crew Socks

Sir Pent McSlithers Crew SocksI'm a snaaake~ and I really wish you would knock before entering. Ugh. Okay, fine, since you're here, do you want to look at my stamp collection? I already licked them all, sorry. That is the most fun part.

Pastel Rainbow to the rescue

Let your calves breathe as you contemplate necessary endings

If you have to cover your tattoos with socks

We are almost as generous as Lord Batrick himself

sometimes the dungeon master rolls so many crits they have to pretend it was actually just a 19

but make it filthy

Has been treated with food-safe oil and ships in shrink-wrapped plastic to avoid touching things on the way to you

And don't listen to anything it says because it's totally lying about who took the last popsicle

When collaborating with XRAEART

Historians could not have predicted our societal obsession with Mothman

It's not easy to balance coziness and a demonic aesthetic

The perfect sock for those who like to show a little skin while pondering the natural entropy of the universe and their own eventual decay