Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from black border") [Unstable]

Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from black border") [Unstable]Set: Unstable Type: Artifact Creature Cyborg Knight Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W}{W} First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the garlic press."

put X +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous

I slid into the space where its tooth was missing

Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard

all broad grins and excited chatter

This one is for picking my teeth

hoping to discourage their ravenous masters from adding them to the meal

Set: Mirage Type: Creature — Shade Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{B} {B}

When it passes

And how could his *feet* be so thirsty

reveal those cards

Set: Seventh Edition Type: Creature — Hippo Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3}{G} Islandwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an Island

When Sengir Autocrat leaves the battlefield