Umezawa's Jitte [The List]

Umezawa's Jitte [The List]Set: The List Type: Legendary Artifact Equipment Rarity: Rare Cost: {2} Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one Equipped creature gets +2 +2 until end of turn. Target creature gets 1 1 until end of turn. You gain 2 life. Equip {2}

return them to their owners' graveyards

Set: Commander 2019 Tokens Type: Token Creature — Dragon Rarity: Common Flying

Black Carriage doesn't untap during your untap step

Tap five untapped creatures you control: Untap Altar Golem

Set: Kaldheim Type: Snow Creature — Human Wizard Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{U} {2}: Target snow land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature with hexproof and haste until end of turn

where X is the sacrificed artifact's mana value

oozing to fill any wound and squishing to absorb any blow

When Ravenous Gigantotherium enters the battlefield

where X is the number of Spirits you control

I simply reveal

cast spells

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