Sage Shorties

Sage ShortiesWant to learn a joke that will make everybody at the local swimming pool laugh? Here it comes: What is green, and not only in color but also as a metaphor for sustainability so future generations will still be able to live in normal conditions on the only planet we got? Green Shorties!! Hahahaha! All day everyday swim ready summer short: All day everyday swim ready summer short Made from 10 recycled plastic bottles Hidden zipper in right pocket No

turns out I was licking a bucket of nails

Look at these classy ass pyjama pants

Quite the coincidence that these Thyme Shorties will look amazing in the Mediterranean

Hmmm maybe don’t act…

while the color suggests you’re at least trying to look like you have your life together

as long as you’re not bothering anyone

You don't even have to buy this pair

" Although most visitors were disappointed that "Cherry" turned out to be a balding man with a beerbelly

We love your beautiful face and we like to back it up by selling you loads of stupid garments

Gold rings

If you thought this was a matchbox filled with matches as big as wooden spoons

And now the world is a cleaner place