Faux Black Shorties

Faux Black ShortiesThese faux black shorts are made to be worn all summer. Its made out of 10 recycled plastic bottles that would have killed a baby elephant if they were not picked up from the ground. Wear these to the beach, the bar, a ballroom or to the botanical garden where youve organised a romantic surprise dinner for that very special person. That very special person will be a little bit upset you are showing up in shorts but she he should understand you are

I used to always give books as a gift

” and “I only like Pink Stuff’ and ‘Blue is for boys’

It is a long and technical story with a lot of seam work and such

So if I want to wear these off-white boxers while I'm as pale as a newspaper

soft as a compliment

she just thinks I’m really ugly

A way to display your appreciation for Zaanse mayonaise everywhere you go

Maybe fries more than shirts but shirts are more necessary in most social situations

it also serves as a lovely piece of art on your mantelpiece

100% Soft Combed Organic Cotton

Au contrair

though this is optional