P's Allover Boxers - Green

P's Allover Boxers - GreenAcceptance letter: Pockies UM Dear [NAME}, I am pleased to inform you that you are accepted to the Pockies University of M ediocrity (UM) The Academy that takes pride in mediocrity. Way too many institutes around the globe are responsible for unrealistic aspirations by prioritizing academic achievements, exceptional aesthetics or athletic abilities. Therefore creating an anxious sentiment across the whole of society. Well.. Not us. We celebrate a C ,

Carrying that big ol’ bag of sand with him

let crumbs disappear into it

Buy these swim shorts and you too might find the love of your life

Character statement

Hidden zipper in right pocket

It’s made out of 10 recycled plastic bottles that would have killed a baby elephant if they were not picked up from the ground

How incredibly special would it be to buy these pants now

Extremely Fake Job Compatible

The official UM boxer

slightly oversized fit and made from a super heavy (260 gsm) organic cotton

After buying this Tiger Red Pyjama Shirt of course

they have horizontal stripes and that makes you look fat