Nine-Ringed Bo [Champions of Kamigawa]

Nine-Ringed Bo [Champions of Kamigawa]Set: Champions of Kamigawa Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {3} {T}: Nine Ringed Bo deals 1 damage to target Spirit creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead. "We received an anonymous letter suggesting that Kumano holds a secret to defeating the kami, but he is nowhere to be found." General Takeno, letter to Lord Konda

leveling everything in their path

Set: Conspiracy: Take the Crown Type: Creature — Ooze Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{G} Whenever you cast a spell

"Blood is constant

"The tools of the past will help us forge the future

{T}: Target Goblin creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn

Set: Magic 2014 Type: Sorcery Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{G}{G} Destroy target noncreature permanent

When a tree falls in the forest

Set: Arena League 2005 Type: Enchantment — Aura Rarity: Rare Cost: {R} Enchant Mountain

Set: Ice Age Type: Creature — Zombie Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{B}{B} {T}

Set: Lorwyn Type: Creature — Elf Druid Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{G} {T}: Add {G}

burning things is the highest form of comedy

" —Lin Sivvi