Pocketless Blue Striped

Pocketless Blue StripedA pair of boxer shorts that doesnt even have pockets. HAHAHAHHAAH how sad must he feel when he comes on his first day of school when he meets all other pairs who have pockets. Not sad at all because not having pockets is a choice nowadays. And at Pockies we are definitely pro choice. So now you choose.

They're basically wearable modern art

All that sand

And he lives on the North Pole

But again… not your boss

The quality of these non-joggers is way less obvious because it’s super good

We won’t massage your butt

One of the three remaining human objects

And me associating these shorts with an episode of ‘Pimp my Ride’ will probably make me a misogynist

That’s why our research comfort facility partnered with London’s most reputable concrete connoisseur

baby don’t hurt me

The cutting lines in the pockets will make your movie nights a lot less legal but a lot more fun

and cherry-clad confidence