Stitched Mangler [Shadows over Innistrad]

Stitched Mangler [Shadows over Innistrad]Set: Shadows over Innistrad Type: Creature Zombie Horror Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{U} Stitched Mangler enters the battlefield tapped. When Stitched Mangler enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

With the Izzet occupied elsewhere

"Twisted magic

target player draws a card

Set: Ice Age Type: Creature — Rat Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{B} Pestilence Rats's power is equal to the number of other Rats on the battlefield

If a spell you control would deal damage to an opponent

Reverse Type: Sorcery Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield

Ulamog's processors trail behind him

Set: Born of the Gods Type: Enchantment Creature — Boar Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {6}{G}{G} Creatures you control have hexproof

I jammed the whatsit into the whackdoodle

Sacrifice Tin-Wing Chimera: Put a +2/+2 counter on target Chimera creature

you may draw cards equal to its power

" —Venkat Dasai